apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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