we have officially lost it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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