we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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