...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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