the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
be right there i have to get my cape
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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