guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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