Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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