Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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