Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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