Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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