Its about making memories worth repressing
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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