He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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