i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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