That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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