I'd wear matching sweaters with you
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it's great music for shaving your balls
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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