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Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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