wanna go halves on a baby?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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