Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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