Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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