so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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