you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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