i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
