butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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