Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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