so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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