he shaved USA in his pubs
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
