How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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