belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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