My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
