O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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