yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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