You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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