love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
