i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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