make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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