oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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