I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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