eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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