I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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