I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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