hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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