i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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