Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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