I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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