i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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