he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Drake has all the answers
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
