whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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