I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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