how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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