First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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